When your differences amount to "how to pronounce about," "baseball/football versus hockey" and the correct percentage of alcohol a beer has to have before it's categorically not "piss water" you don't really have the basis of a war - trade or otherwise.
@AnarchoNinaWrites Clearly the milk in bags thing is cause for war though, that's just blasphemous.
@miss_rodent I swear to god the first time they asked me to refill one I cut open the bag and just poured that shit into the little plastic pitcher thing they all have - to the sheer horror of my Canadian hosts.
@AnarchoNinaWrites Lol, I have never actually had to interact with one - I don't fuck with milk either way - so no idea what the protocol is for actually using one.
@miss_rodent Okay so check this wild shit out. Take the big bag, and open it up, take out one of the little bags that looks like an IV bag but full of milk, put that bag, still all sealed up, vertically in the pitcher - it will stick out about a 3rd over the top of the plastic pitcher. Then cut a tiny corner at the top of the bag. Now you can tip the pitcher, to pour the milk RIGHT out of the bag. It's fucking wild shit. And they all do it.