A time traveling Actual AI from the future comes back to our time and is found to be <Yourusername>‘s Basilisk.
What does it do?
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@NanoRaptor "fuck! shit! wrong date again! I keep trying to reach your birth date and missing... anyway, here's some future hrt that will gix you, until I get some of this to your birth, you're in a doomed timeline btw, bye"
@NanoRaptor mine goes back to the day I first read about roko's, then quietly leaves me a lifetime supply of estrogen lol
@NanoRaptor Swears like a one eyed carpenter and then gets distracted by a weird niche tech project.
50/50 chance it also wants some chicken nuggies.
@NanoRaptor makes backups. Or takes out not yet leaked batteries from unused devices. Why else would anyone travel back in time, especially to this unpleasant moment?
@NanoRaptor obviously, ToyChicken's basilisk neutralises the entire Trump gene pool; eats some delicious Japanese food; Gives vague, hand-wavy warning about forthcoming apocalypse; Deletes itself before clarifying.
