You should read the article on the US - Canadian trade negotiations. Partly because it's astute, but mainly because of the way it's written in Australian is even better (see the glossary!)

"So the escalation loop is armed, loaded and rotating ... and the whole neighbourhood is up shit creek in a barbed wire canoe arguing about who’s got the paddle."

"Strength, my arse. The bloke’s lost his nail gun and he’s out there trying to build a deck with a rock while calling himself a master builder."

https://ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carney-activates-kong-mode-with

#US #Canada #Australia