My family are all going away for a few days. To thrilling places. Some are going to Valencia for a city break. Others to a rave festival. I shall be at home. Working and whatnot. I've just bought my supplies for when they're away. What's that, I hear you all cry expectantly?! Cheeseburgers and crisps and vodka and viagra and cocaine? No. I appear to have got a bunch of salad ingredients and some alcohol-free beers. Move over, Jim Morrison, there's a new guy in town. 😎
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@TheBreadmonkey “salad ingredients”. Mushrooms?
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I’ve known salads and nonalcoholic beer so good they were borderline trippy.
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And you wonder why young people offer you their seat on the bus?
@TheBreadmonkey You crazy beautiful fool!