anyone who buys this deserves to https://polylane.com/
JFC.
A few jobs ago, most of the unix ops team left over a three month period. Because of reasons (£££) I was persuaded to stay, and walked into a meeting of all the PMs to say 'There's not enough people to do on-call. The collected unreliability stats are in the wiki, so you know where to concentrate yr efforts'
There was uproar.
They decided to pay contractors instead.
english tech firms refuse reliable code b/c they won't be told what to do by those scruffy unix oiks.
@davidgerard Good luck with that my homies.
@davidgerard can't wait for a story where an agent sees a slow database and decides (correctly) that the fastest database is an empty one.
@davidgerard you just know that there’ll be a lot of takers on “the cutting edge of fintech”
@davidgerard I learned of this yesterday because someone I was following (this has been rectified) boosted a blog post from a sobber who was all in on the idea. The blogger's profile picture was ... cinema
https://chaos.social/@dngrs/117145829198953090
@davidgerard
all the managets and techbros will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."