@TheBreadmonkey

WHAT?

Surely there's an international court of appeal...

@TheBreadmonkey How much trouble could you actually be in? A WORLD of trouble, you say? Ben, that’s a terrible gag, behave yourself.

@TheBreadmonkey Buy it! Then when you get told you were not allowed it, say you wanted to improve your geography and this is the best way, with a practical globe where you can have a drink on hand 😉

@TheBreadmonkey the symbol of adult success we were all secretly programmed to aspire to 🥂🌍

@TheBreadmonkey Your self-expression and joi de vivre is being repressed! Rebel! Break free of the chains of mundanity!

@TheBreadmonkey How can you be a manly man without having a drinks globe in your living room.

@TheBreadmonkey Me too. Height of sophistication.

@TheBreadmonkey Do you now need assistance in hiding a drinks globe until a suitable alibi has been devised?

@TheBreadmonkey that's a bargain and you'd be a FOOL not to buy it!