@evan @grmpyprogrammer 14. Velveeta will be recognized as the historically-accurate poutine ingredient. Bagels shall be made in New York style only.

15. Turns out Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles were from Montana.

16. Canadians will cross the border and spend at least $120 per person per day, quarterly.

17. It's Donald Bay now. Who’s James?

18. O Canada will be sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

19. You didn't burn down any Whitehouses.

20. Canada will readopt dollar bills and reject $2 coins.