Now adding "purchasing dairy products" to the list of thing the Scolds of Mastodon are upset with me about.
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@mattblaze @LabSpokane The Scolds of Mastodon are assholes. I just block them. There's always someone mad at me about something. They'd be wise to keep it to themselves. 🤣
@mattblaze what, are you supposed to steal them?! ::) ♥️♥️♥️
@mattblaze how dare moo?!
@mattblaze Well duh, Matt. Only idiots pay for milk at the store. We already paid for it with farm subsidies and tax credits. I just grab a couple gallons and walk right out.
@LabSpokane same reason I drop by city hall when I need office supplies. I paid for them, after all.
@mattblaze Anything else is double taxation by The Man.
@mattblaze I'm usually imagining this said in a "Top 40 countdown" voice:
"New at #3 in Matt's Scold Chart: Dairy Products"
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@mattblaze and yet I keep having conversations with people who seem to think I’m crazy for thinking Mastodon has a self-righteousness problem 😄
