@Alice In the Before Times I spent A _LOT_ of time at a joint that would have American Ninja Warrior on over the bar. Watched enough that I had “opinions”. Even at the time, the humor value of kibitzing the actions of actual athletes while being a person who’d never had even a trace amount of athleticism and had now had enough tequila that just getting off my barstool was a bit of an operation was hilarious. So yeah, ANW is now a bittersweet memory of a time/place/crew that are gone. :-)

@Alice Alice, babe, who hurt you?

@Alice Alice in a half shell!

@Alice Do you think I can still redeem this?

@Alice let’s rock and ride.?!

@Alice

That's for teenagers only.

@Alice cow of bunga

@Alice

i understand your confusion

I was trying to learn how to paint and looked up Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo for inspiration and now all my paintings look like cool fighting turtles

@Alice Cowabunga!

@Alice

the training regimen is brutal . . .

@Alice That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about sewers to dispute it