@ramsey I poured rice into my rice cooker without the pot in it a few months back. I get it.

@ramsey sometimes I grind the coffee onto the table

Some of the beans spilled down that space between my fridge and the countertop, and I can’t reach there with the broom without pulling out the fridge.

Let’s see how long it takes my wife to freak out thinking it’s rat poo.

@ramsey Having the opposite. Already have the pork butt roast in the smoker, half-way through removing HTMX from my website, and on my second coffee.

Yesterday, though, I forgot to close the black water and gray water valves after flushing the RV tanks, and got smelly water all over my shins and feet, so there's that.

@ramsey The other day I nearly poured hot coffee into an empty can koozie instead of my coffee mug. I only caught myself after staring at it for a few seconds thinking, wait a minute, something's not right here.