Have pity on @withaveeay today. He had just drifted off into a deep sleep last night while I was reading "just one more page" of my murder mystery, when he was rudely awoken by my dancing around the bedroom trying to catch a spider the size of a side plate running across the bed.
Okay maybe not a side plate, but definitely a soup ladle.
He joined in the "there! get it!" game before the spider had finished having its fun and ran off to who knows where, leaving us wide awake, adrenalin pumping.