Post by @mhoye@cosocial.ca

RE: https://mastodon.energy/@Sustainable2050/117138805639634732

I love that we're finally at the utterly-disconnected-from-reality, random insane bullshit stage of this exercise now. Tomorrow, he's going to unilaterally declare a 50% tariff on unamerican vowels. Monday, the Oxford Comma will be formally declared to be a terrorist organization. On Tuesday, he's going to send troops to invade algebra.

https://cosocial.ca/@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy/117138808388807547

Kees van der Leun

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy 12 hr. ago

Trump threatens to use military force against high interest rates in the US. 🤡

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-suggests-military-bond-markets-222513278.html

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Flock of Nazguls

@flockofnazguls@mastodon.social 1 hr. ago

@mhoye Algebra is beside Ethiopia, right?

mhoye

@mhoye@cosocial.ca 1 hr. ago

@flockofnazguls Nobody knows! You need to be an einstein just to find algebra on a map! That's why so dangerous to americans and all americans. We need to be very hard on the algebra, we need to make life very hard for them, you know they've been working with the oxford commanders, and you know nobody's been as strong about algebra as me. The oxford commanders called me last week, they begged to make a deal but i said no way! And that's why we're going to be very hard on them.

mhoye

@mhoye@cosocial.ca 2 hr. ago

[gesturing] Nobody knows where algebra is! Nobody knows! You need to be Einstein to know where algebra is. People came to me and said, sir, nobody knows more about algebra than you, and that's why we need to tariff bonds with the military. Are we going to let them use their wind farms to blow smoke down to America? Are we going to let them get away with that? No way! Crazy! That's just what those Oxford Commodores want! We're going to get them out of America until they turn the wind farms back.

Ben Rosengart

@fivetonsflax@tilde.zone 2 hr. ago

@mhoye pretty sure they can find an islamophobic angle against algebra

mhoye

@mhoye@cosocial.ca 1 hr. ago

@fivetonsflax [gesturing] Have you ever seen a zero? Ever seen zero of anything? No! Nobody has! They even want our kids to believe in imaginary numbers, can you believe that? I've been talking to Pete, whose doing a great job by the way and anything you hear about airline carriers is fake news, I said Pete we have to stop these imaginary numbers before they get into our cities, our great american cities! I said, Pete, we need to be really strong on the algebrans. We need them wiped off the map.

AnarchoNinaWrites

@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse 2 hr. ago

@mhoye Uncanny.