Oh my god
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@TheBreadmonkey That’s some M. Night Shyamalan shit
I dreamed about you last night. We were good friends and worked in a sort of fun office (think beanbags) and were responsible for delivering some kind of training. I wish I could remember more but it's already fading. I like to imagine we were the sort of awful people that would say 'right let's go around the room and I want you all to tell me a fun fact about yourselves'. Striking fear into the hearts of our captive trainees. I always wanted to be asked that question so I could respond with something super weird and uncomfortable for everybody else.
@TheBreadmonkey my spouse is out of town. Got my oldest to order us the good pizza that the spouse doesn’t like.
“But aren’t you not eating dairy any more?”
“It’s fine! I need to do a test to see if this is really the issue.”
I foresee a possible long night…
@TheBreadmonkey that thumb is doing work
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She looks familiar.
Is she famous?
(I mean the cat.)
And what happens next,... will AMAZE you ‼️
@TheBreadmonkey well the main thing is we are not blaming the pizza, which is Heaven's Perfect Food. 🍕
@TheBreadmonkey Eiche rustikal!! Geil👽
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So it WASN'T the cat?
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I can't stop laughing
@TheBreadmonkey 10/10 did not expect, would watch again
