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Chinese regulators tell Tesla to fix nearly 3 million cars
Chinese safety regulators have cracked down on doors that don't open in a crash.
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2026/08/chinese-regulators-tell-tesla-to-fix-nearly-3-million-cars/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
Just have install ejection seats in all Teslas. Randomly and violently disembark all on board.
Problem solved.
The cars can drive themselves, so who needs people, anyway.
@arstechnica This is hilarious (and long needed). The Chinese government gets to create more space in their market for BYD without being blamed for restricting trade 😃
And indeed a real problem in cars that burn like torches…
@arstechnica friends seriously dont let friends get in a tesla
@arstechnica Yeah, that's gonna hurt.
@arstechnica Another area where U.S. regulators have been an abject failure, and now China is showing real leadership.
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