‘Harry Potter’ Fans Force Relocation Of Undersea Cable To Avoid Fictional Elf’s Grave - The Onion
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The Onion needs to have a White House correspondent. An Onion correspondent would undoubtedly report more factual news than most of the existing WH correspondents. The Onion couldn't do a worse job the NYT.
@Enema_Cowboy I'd like to see them ask just one question of the sort that should be asked, and then get banned. Like when he says the Strait is open and lots of tankers are coming through, but the Fake News isn't reporting it, they should ask "Are you even living on the same planet as the rest of us? Does any part of reality even penetrate the bubble Natalie has built around you?"
@KevinCarson1 I would like for them to question the other WH reporters with questions like "What quality led for you getting this assignment: gullibility, laziness, or an obsequious willingness to toe the line?"
"high saliva production suitable for proper boot/ass licking"
