Doorknobs are the work of the devil, designed only to make people suffer. "Yes, I would like to apply inordinate force on a small slippery sphere" -- statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
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@Gargron Certainly a violation of accessibility guidelines.
@Gargron @WeirdWriter has a good text about them: https://sightlessscribbles.com/posts/doorknob-hostility/
@agturcz @WeirdWriter Yes! I've read this a long time ago, but it was actually before I've ever encountered a doorknob in my life (they were not common where I'm from).
@Gargron @agturcz Yay! To boost my ego a bit more, consider editing the original toot and including the link? Lol! You don’t have to, but where did you encounter the dreaded sphere? I see them all the time in my country and even today I do not understand why modern construction has these round pain ins my life. I updated the post to include both audio versions at the top! https://sightlessscribbles.com/posts/doorknob-hostility/
@WeirdWriter @agturcz They are in the house my wife and I moved to. They will be replaced with handles soon.
@Gargron @WeirdWriter @agturcz You'll be putting in mixer taps next...
@gargron @WeirdWriter @agturcz That must count as subversion there. It might almost make you a revolutionary of some kind.
