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@cstross@wandering.shop 3 wk. ago

Your last saved meme is now you moral philosophy

Lady dressed in a baroque 17th century gown with lots of lace and gold trim and an elaborate hat. Her corseted waist is emphasized by enormous panniers extending a metre to either side of her, and the front of her gown is flat. She's presented at a slight angle and appears to be side-eyeing the painter with a guilty expression.

The meme reads, "When you go to a fancy party and decide to steal their 50" HD TV". — Lady dressed in a baroque 17th century gown with lots of lace and gold trim and an elaborate hat. Her corseted waist is emphasized by enormous panniers extending a metre to either side of her, and the front of her gown is flat. She's presented at a slight angle and appears to be side-eyeing the painter with a guilty expression. The meme reads, "When you go to a fancy party and decide to steal their 50" HD TV".

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Jukka 'Shrike' Kolehmainen

@Shrike@mementomori.social 3 wk. ago

@cstross just a wee gif we used to inform others we're going to a bar. Just sent it to an old friend. He replied "never again".

@Pionir@mastodon.online 3 wk. ago

A picture of Margaret Thatcher looking thoughtful.

Quote reads "capitalism is great until it needs another bailout from socialism" — A picture of Margaret Thatcher looking thoughtful. Quote reads "capitalism is great until it needs another bailout from socialism"

Un Fefe Sauvage

@unfefe@piaille.fr 3 wk. ago

Seems legit

@Ragon2@mstdn.social 3 wk. ago

@cstross I created my last saved meme myself. In french. and hm.. Yes.

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@eswag@dju.social 3 wk. ago

Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy.

"One device to rule them all,
One device to find them,
One device to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them"

On a painting of the tower of Sauron from the lord of the rings. — "One device to rule them all, One device to find them, One device to bring them all, And in the darkness bind them" On a painting of the tower of Sauron from the lord of the rings.

Gabriel Pettier

@tshirtman@mas.to 3 wk. ago

a picture of FIFA's boss, smiling, with the caption "if you ever feel useless, remember that FIFA has an ethics committee!"

Blobinette Frétillante

@Joannanewsomsuperfan@mas.to 3 wk. ago

Black and white screenshot from a movie with a nurse asking "is it my fault that I'm possessed by eight powerful demons?"

KevinFlynn :verified:

@KevinFlynn@c.im 3 wk. ago

Zorkin from Sum of All Fears
"I am to be described as 'robust' and 'healthy'
*dies* — Zorkin from Sum of All Fears "I am to be described as 'robust' and 'healthy' *dies*

Dre L'intern(é)e

@Linternee@mamot.fr 3 wk. ago

@cstross
Your last saved meme is now you moral philosophy

Photo of a cat lying on a step.
He's above a sign that's on the side of the step that says : do not sit here — Photo of a cat lying on a step. He's above a sign that's on the side of the step that says : do not sit here

Code of Amor 💘

@codeofamor@social.codeofamor.net 3 wk. ago

@cstross @lintilla

@michelv@oisaur.com 3 wk. ago

Black cat goes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Damien (TIG BUSINESS)

@aeduna@aus.social 3 wk. ago

Your last saved meme is now you moral philosophy

checks out

Cartoon of "This is fine" dog head atop a warrior in armour, inside a gelatinous cube in a corridor with "This is fine" as a speech bubble

@BruceAyati@mathstodon.xyz 3 wk. ago

@cstross and this, coincidentally, was mine

@aprilfollies@mastodon.online 3 wk. ago

Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy.

Me: … that’s what I last saved, really? Definitely works here.
Also me: works well with this other meme I saved awhile back.

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The image features a text of an English nursery rhyme from circa 1764, discussing themes of justice and inequality. It contrasts the punishment of a man and a woman for stealing a goose with the impunity of the wealthy for taking from the common people.

A cartoon features a goose asking, "Where's my common?" in the first panel, followed by the same goose chasing a fleeing person and yelling, "WHERE'S MY COMMON, MOTHERFUCKER?!" in the second panel.

Guillotine Jones, Flâneur

@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party 3 wk. ago

@cstross
Your last saved meme is now you moral philosophy"
Here's my last saved Nene, Charlie:

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martin copyright 🙈 🙉 🙊

@copy@mamot.fr 3 wk. ago

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Elon Muksis 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇪🇺

@bhasic@mastodon.social 3 wk. ago

@cstross Your last saved meme is now you moral philosophy

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@Fnordinger@mastodon.social 3 wk. ago

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Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC

@LordCaramac@discordian.social 3 wk. ago

An image with a crowded beach filled with people and a capybara the size of a big house towering over them. Caption: If you can spot the capybara, treat yourself to a lil weed tonight

Kim Possible :kimoji_fire:

@kimlockhartga@beige.party 3 wk. ago

Accurate! Last saved meme:

Sisyphus rolling the boulder back uphill for eternity. Only the boulder has been identified as "The fucking dishes and the fucking laundry."

@rhoot@mastodon.gamedev.place 3 wk. ago

A Tardigrade lying on its back, playing the world's tiniest violin.

@freakrho@mastodon.gamedev.place 3 wk. ago

Caption: Me and my friends scheeming for a better world
Little stuffed animals at a table with party hats having cake — Caption: Me and my friends scheeming for a better world Little stuffed animals at a table with party hats having cake

@mjankovic@social.sdfeu.org 3 wk. ago

@cstross Well...

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Σ(i³) = (Σi)²

@SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz 3 wk. ago

I don't make the rules 🤷🏽‍♂️

"the Bible said Adam and Eve"
"so I did both" — "the Bible said Adam and Eve" "so I did both"

@daliazygas@mastodon.online 3 wk. ago

@cstross Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy

Text: Some days it's hard to find motivation. Some days motivation finds you. A bear is pursuing a bicyclist; both are moving quickly down a curved road.

@steveastro@mstdn.social 3 wk. ago

@cstross
Seems appropriate right now

Father Ted meme, with Ted showing Dougal some model cows. The caption is “Now these are small but … the ones out there are far away”

Eli the Bearded

@elithebearded@fed.qaz.red 3 wk. ago

Show me the money

Simpsons freezer frame on the business card of lawyer Lionel Hutz, Esq. Preprinted on the card is "Works on Contingency / No Money Down" but it has been "corrected" with hand drawn punctuation to read "Works on Contingency? / No, Money Down!"

@fullywoolly@mastodon.social 3 wk. ago

@cstross Your last saved meme is now you moral philosophy

Two cat girls in a dorm room. The first is in dark clothes sitting in a chair looking toward the second who is laying in bed.

First: should you get up soon?
Second: I'm just taking a 15 minute nap
First: your 15 minute nap timer has gone off three times so far
Second: it's naptime
First: it's 6pm

Hidden in the bed is the artist's name "garbadorr" — Two cat girls in a dorm room. The first is in dark clothes sitting in a chair looking toward the second who is laying in bed. First: should you get up soon? Second: I'm just taking a 15 minute nap First: your 15 minute nap timer has gone off three times so far Second: it's naptime First: it's 6pm Hidden in the bed is the artist's name "garbadorr"

Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈

@darth_hideout@mas.to 3 wk. ago

Self-made, but

Statue of Liberty scene from "Planet of the Apes." The statue is labeled, "Darth's repos." Charlton Heston et al are labeled, "LLMs."

Karsten Schmidt

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng 3 wk. ago

@cstross How timely & fitting... Your last saved meme is now you moral philosophy

Two-part meme image of old paintings: The first painting shows a confident young woman in pink dress kissing her own reflection in the mirror with the caption: "January 1st: This is gonna be my year."

The second image show a pale woman at night time, leaning in desperation against a window, with a harrowing body language, head tilted up, sliding down in sorrow. Caption: "August:" — Two-part meme image of old paintings: The first painting shows a confident young woman in pink dress kissing her own reflection in the mirror with the caption: "January 1st: This is gonna be my year." The second image show a pale woman at night time, leaning in desperation against a window, with a harrowing body language, head tilted up, sliding down in sorrow. Caption: "August:"

@Duusi@jorts.horse 3 wk. ago

@cstross
Accurate, no notes.

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BiSquared 🏳️‍🌈 86 47

@Social_Recluse2@mastodon.social 3 wk. ago

A vending machine displays a sign that reads, "If you would like your pickle drained, ask an employee. Thank you." Two packages of "Van Holten's Big Papa" pickles are visible, alongside various drinks in the machine.

@smeg@assortedflotsam.com 3 wk. ago

@cstross switcheroos are always good for a laugh

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@TwoClownsEating@beige.party 3 wk. ago

Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy.

Yep, that tracks.

Drawing of a witch tied to a stake which has a fire lit below it. She is lighting a cigarette from the flames. The caption reads "fuck it".

@martouf@piaille.fr 3 wk. ago

A human is putting tabasco in his eyes

ℂ𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖@world: /# ▯

@rogue_cells@chaos.social 3 wk. ago

@cstross It absolutely is! Just came back from the worlds largest LARP and can confirm 👍🏼

Two drawn female looking people stand in front of a drawn landscape with green grass, some bushes and trees, and a bunch of puffy clouds in the sky. The left one has a caption over their head that reads "spear users" and they're wearing light brown boots, a beige gambeson that goes just over their knees, some dark grey body armor with tassets, a dark brown shirt and a helmet. They have short, dark brown hair. They carry a spear with its bottom part on the ground, and the tip pointed into the sky.

The one the right next to them has the caption "halberd enjoyers" and is using their halberd like a dancing pole, holding onto it while leaning outwards, while wearing armored high-heels with puffy, pink "Landsknecht-style" covers, short blue pants, a pink, also puffy jacket over silver shiny body armor, and a pink "Landsknecht" hat with a teddy bear on it. Their long hair is blonde, with a gradient going to a pastel pink/red at the bottom. — Two drawn female looking people stand in front of a drawn landscape with green grass, some bushes and trees, and a bunch of puffy clouds in the sky. The left one has a caption over their head that reads "spear users" and they're wearing light brown boots, a beige gambeson that goes just over their knees, some dark grey body armor with tassets, a dark brown shirt and a helmet. They have short, dark brown hair. They carry a spear with its bottom part on the ground, and the tip pointed into the sky. The one the right next to them has the caption "halberd enjoyers" and is using their halberd like a dancing pole, holding onto it while leaning outwards, while wearing armored high-heels with puffy, pink "Landsknecht-style" covers, short blue pants, a pink, also puffy jacket over silver shiny body armor, and a pink "Landsknecht" hat with a teddy bear on it. Their long hair is blonde, with a gradient going to a pastel pink/red at the bottom.

@veganagain@veganism.social 3 wk. ago

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Sassinake! - ⊃∪∩⪽

@Sassinake@mastodon.social 3 wk. ago

showed up in recent, I think because I moved it.

anyway, works.

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@NullNoMore@mastodon.social 3 wk. ago

@cstross - I want to play!
Your last saved meme is now you moral philosophy

Figurine of Fire Emblem hero (she's famous, blue hair, cape, armor, Lucina?). Picture one, fist raised, text "We'll defeat them with the power of friendship
Picture two, now holding a comically large steam punk rifle, text "And with this gun I found." — Figurine of Fire Emblem hero (she's famous, blue hair, cape, armor, Lucina?). Picture one, fist raised, text "We'll defeat them with the power of friendship Picture two, now holding a comically large steam punk rifle, text "And with this gun I found."

@1HommeAzerty@mamot.fr 3 wk. ago

@cstross My moral philosophy from now on.

Two panels. 1. A dog looks at a computer screen: "What a lovely day on the inter-" 2. The dog looks at the camera in despair: "Good lord"

Sarah dreams of beans

@beandreams@friendhole.social 3 wk. ago

@cstross Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy...

Unfair, I don't even know why I have this 😂

Inspirational wallpaper with a black and white portrait of Nelson Mandela and the quote "I never lose. I either win or learn."

Kjerstin Gjengedal

@kgjengedal@snabelen.no 3 wk. ago

@cstross Which is why I'm no fun at parties, I guess.

A cartoon by Jon Kadelka, showing an adult and a child sitting by a small fire on the floor in what was once an apartment, now a bombed out structure in a post-apocalyptic cityscape. The adult says "...so because the future looked poorer and more dangerous, we spent, and I concede in hindsight this wasn't thought through, all our money on missiles."

@naught101@mastodon.social 3 wk. ago

@cstross I'm fine with that

HELLO YES THIS IS DOG

(black dog talking into 1980s phone handset being held by a human hand) — HELLO YES THIS IS DOG (black dog talking into 1980s phone handset being held by a human hand)

@notthatdelta@furry.engineer 3 wk. ago

@cstross technically not my last saved meme, but the one in front of this has a lot of nudity so here we are.

"Work infringing on the sanctity of my personal time is bad" sounds about right.

A classic wizard (pointy hat, robe, giant white beard) with his hands flung up in the air. He's looking at a white orb resting in a holder made of intertwined snakes, while a sword lays on the ground next to him. The caption reads:

The cursed item (company laptop) is draining my mana (will to live) — A classic wizard (pointy hat, robe, giant white beard) with his hands flung up in the air. He's looking at a white orb resting in a holder made of intertwined snakes, while a sword lays on the ground next to him. The caption reads: The cursed item (company laptop) is draining my mana (will to live)

The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉

@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world 3 wk. ago

@cstross Oh dear.

The classic meme featuring a baby sat in a high chair. It is screaming while covered in blue paint, which it has also smeared all over the high chair. The caption reads "BRING ME ANOTHER SMURF".

Pinchy63 🇨🇦

@Pinchy63@ottawa.place 3 wk. ago

@cstross
This is mine.

My little dog when someone rings the doorbell. It’s a small dog with a helmet on a cigarette in its mouth and a weapon in it paws.

@troublewithwords@wandering.shop 3 wk. ago

@cstross I don't save them. I just consume them.

Aw, shit.

@Uair@autistics.life 3 wk. ago

this is the very first web page ever put up. What follows is the extracted text from it.

‘World Wide Web
The WorldWide Web (W3) is a wide-area hypermedia information retrieval initiative aiming to give universal access to a large universe of documents.
Everything there is online about W3 is linked directly or indirectly to this document, including an executive summary of the project, Mailing lists , Policy , November's W3 news
Frequently Asked Questions
What's out there?
Pointers to the world's online information, subjects . W3 servers, etc.
Help
on the browser you are using
Software Products
A list of W3 project components and their current state. (e.g. Line Mode X11 Viola , NeXTStep , Servers , Tools . Mail robot , Library )
Technical
Details of protocols, formats, program internals etc
Bibliography
Paper documentation on W3 and references
People
Alist of some people involved in the project.
History
A summary of the history of the project.
How can Lhelp 7
If you would like to support the web.
Getting code
Getting the code by anonymous ETP etc. — this is the very first web page ever put up. What follows is the extracted text from it. ‘World Wide Web The WorldWide Web (W3) is a wide-area hypermedia information retrieval initiative aiming to give universal access to a large universe of documents. Everything there is online about W3 is linked directly or indirectly to this document, including an executive summary of the project, Mailing lists , Policy , November's W3 news Frequently Asked Questions What's out there? Pointers to the world's online information, subjects . W3 servers, etc. Help on the browser you are using Software Products A list of W3 project components and their current state. (e.g. Line Mode X11 Viola , NeXTStep , Servers , Tools . Mail robot , Library ) Technical Details of protocols, formats, program internals etc Bibliography Paper documentation on W3 and references People Alist of some people involved in the project. History A summary of the history of the project. How can Lhelp 7 If you would like to support the web. Getting code Getting the code by anonymous ETP etc.

@dogfox@kpop.social 3 wk. ago

Your last saved meme is now you moral philosophy.

Black and white comic panel of a man in a suit looking concerned, holding a cigarette in up in his left hand, and speaking to the viewer.

Speech bubble says:
"GODDAMN YOU SEE THAT SHIT?
THAT WAS FUCKING CRAZY.
ANYWAY, I'M ROD STERLING" — Black and white comic panel of a man in a suit looking concerned, holding a cigarette in up in his left hand, and speaking to the viewer. Speech bubble says: "GODDAMN YOU SEE THAT SHIT? THAT WAS FUCKING CRAZY. ANYWAY, I'M ROD STERLING"

@joakimfors@mastodon.green 3 wk. ago

Catte with circular diagram going from ”I wake up” to ”Hail satan” and back

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