The nice lady on Fillmore selling me pants today asked where I lived, and when I told her, she made a concerned face and asked "Is it safe there?" so I replied "I'm the most dangerous thing there," and this is the only answer I will be using from now on.
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The cashier at the convenience store I went to late one night told me as I was leaving, "Be safe. Or be dangerous."
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, because I am the meanest bitch in the valley."
(duck and runs for cover OUT of the damn valley)
@evacide Sounds like an amazing t-shirt "most dangerous thing here"
@evacide Big "I'm the one who knocks" energy [approvingly]
