@marcoarment I get solicitation emails and text messages about selling my dads house.

He still lives there, but I ask for about 10x market price just in case.

I figure if I sell his house for 10x what it’s worth, I can keep 10% and pay off my house.

@marcoarment I mean, “Marcosoft” would be a great business name...

@marcoarment you should totally sell it.

@marcoarment Don’t listen to them! I’ll take Microsoft of your hands for a cool $20. Cash! No questions asked.

@marcoarment I got the same for the New York Port Authority. I tried to sell it to them for an even million

@marcoarment Maybe it's the same lawyer handling the OpenAI case for Apple.

@marcoarment I mean

You should totally try selling Microsoft Corp to them 😆