FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOO
@sundogplanets they mean 2 in 1: miror satellite that (with a small bump of a micro meteorite or space junk) will be transformed into a giant random-spinning death-ray from space… yay future!:/
@sundogplanets Billionaires just gotta have their solar powered death rays.
@sundogplanets And why do they keep using names from Tolkien’s ?
@sundogplanets Are they out of their mind? 😡
@sundogplanets surely other countries are within their rights to shoot this fucking thing down before it gets into orbit
Kessler-Syndrom 3....2....1 ... done . Oupsi.
@sundogplanets Reflecting sunlight *back* on an overheating planet. The FCC is trying to kill us, right?
I can only conclude they took a massive bung to approve something which they admit is outside their jurisdiction.
@sundogplanets what the actual fuck.
And tech bros, please stop naming these abominations after Tolkien.
@sundogplanets Hope the EU is going to approve of a plan to shoot those things out of the sky.
@sundogplanets how can a single country unilaterally approve something that will fuck up astronomy research for everyone?
>Earandil-1
Why do all the most fascist projects seem to have Tolkien-stolen names these days? Palandir. Valar Ventures. Etc.
@sundogplanets I'm filing this under J, for 'just because you can do this doesn't mean it's the right thing to do'.
Fucking #TechBros...