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@catsalad hey, that actually looks kinda cool. but why does this camera have such an absurdly narrow depth of field?
...oh. oh gawd
I'm falllllllllinnnnnggggggggg
@catsalad FXAA
@catsalad Looks like a low-res texture that someone tried to upscale and just blew up the antialiasing.
Yeah nah. Some things twist my brain in ways that really give me the wonk as it tries to focus. This, & that void tatt are two such things.
@catsalad There is no such effect on Google Maps. #opillusions #opart #Izmir
@catsalad Well, show me the way to the next whisky bar
@catsalad go home sidewalk, you're drunk
@catsalad low resolution sidewalk
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Redrum
Redrum
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@catsalad needs a manhole cover with the pattern on it rotated about 113 degrees
@catsalad Oof. Not drunk enough for that.
@catsalad but why are the cars also parked nose to butt to butt to nose to nose
there is no order in this whole photo
@SarraceniaWilds They're kissing! (car yuri)
@catsalad Good gawd! Is that for real? Seeing it I felt as though I were on the verge of a migraine. I haven't had a migraine in ovet 30 years.😳
@catsalad I imagine people would just give up and crawl 😄
@catsalad For those wondering, this is İzmir, Türkiye (doesn't look that trippy irl though, just seems not too cmos sensor-friendly or something)
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@catsalad @NanoRaptor Particularly disturbing to view with progressive lens eyeglasses. My head started nodding and twisting involuntarily trying find the right focus.
when crossing, you must shout "hyperspace!"
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Why does that actually slap though
@yugthebug That's the sound effect you hear when you walk into that tree 😵💫
@catsalad @yugthebug
or when you hit the ground from getting dizzy 
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My blurry vision got blurrier trying to find the cat in this photo, CatSalad.
Still haven't found it.
@catsalad good outside a pub
@catsalad this gives my eyes and brain peace <3.
Actually looks super cool
@catsalad The bastard who had the (VOID) arm tattoo did this. I have no proof but no doubt either
@catsalad Somebody needs to add better anisotropic filtering in meatspace
@catsalad I always wondered how construction workers shitpave
@catsalad oh good migraine God.
@kimlockhartga Imagine that in front of your house
@catsalad man. I had a Rheumatologist with migraine-inducing carpet and I never knew how I was going to react to it. But then she got arrested by the Feds, so solved that problem in the weirdest way.
But, if that were in front of my apartment, I would be going rogue with some paint.
@catsalad astigmatism: off the charts.
