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I picked up a pizza from my favorite pizza place and I was taking the elevator up to my apartment when another person got on and they were holding a very large IKEA box with some sort of flat pack furniture in it and, for some reason, I decided to say "that's a big pizza!" and he just flatly said "It's not a pizza. It's a coffee table."
So I guess we're not going to be neighbor besties.
@Alice Now, I would've found that hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🍕
@Alice the correct response would be, "and that coffee table is absolutely miniscule!"
@Alice
Did they have pointy ears and weird eye brows? 🖖
@Alice I also have a flat pack and I'm sick and tired of people making jokes about it. Some people just have more in two dimensions.
@Alice what your neighbour lacks in repartee they make up for in accuracy
@Alice “Yeah! I ordered from this local place. This is the Old Mahogany. It’s a bit heavy and crunchy.”
@Alice I wish we were neighbors!
@Alice next time you see him, ask what toppings he likes on his coffee table, and if he finds the crust too chewy.
@Alice How do they know it's not a pizza until they open the box? Schrödinger's pizza, as it were
@Alice Pfft. You were right, he was wrong, and HE IS SO NOT WORTH IT
@Alice Sounds like the intro to a neighbor comedy show!
I would SO say the same thing
to be fair, maybe that person had had a really bad day and wasn't in the mood for humor
which happens
:)
@Alice i’m dead curious what it would turn out like if Alice wrote a pizza delivery porno script
@Kierkegaanks "I ordered a pepperoni pizza but this is sausage. How are you going to make it up to me?"
"I have an idea! You give me some of your sausage and I give you some of these..." ::lifts Dominos polo shirt to expose two gigantic pepperoni nipples::
@Alice i never imagined this happening at ikea
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