Hypothetically, if another Linux kernel exploit dropped in the next week, what would be a good name for it?
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@catsalad "Still not as bad as Windows" has my vote.
@catsalad fraggle.rock
@catsalad Rock the Cache-bah
@catsalad Kernel Klink.
@catsalad why would you put this evil out into the ether?
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@catsalad SREsignator, they'll all resign
Slop bug?
I mean we're using AI now to verify the code so I presume we should blame the source.
@catsalad SSDD
Same Shit, Different Day
@catsalad CheddarButterExtreme
(I think all kernel exploits should be popcorn themed)
@catsalad OH NO NOT AGAIN. Complete with HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy references and the logo is a pot of flowers falling from a great height.
@catsalad Alternatively.
sudodo 💩
@catsalad kittyBits depending on the exploit? Maybe?
@catsalad The Kernel's Complete Lack of Surprise
Maybe a little wordy.
@catsalad Davina McCallback
@catsalad just sudo it
@catsalad FilthyBits or something
