Hypothetically, if another Linux kernel exploit dropped in the next week, what would be a good name for it?
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@catsalad
straight up borking it, lets juts say... my linkus
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@catsalad ForFucksSakeEdge
@catsalad i go for purrfect-pid-pwn
We should call it `John Coffey` or `I'm Tired Boss`.
@catsalad
Yet Another Kernel exploit (YAK)
@catsalad MMapWasAMistake
@catsalad pleasefollowproperdiscloseprocedure
@catsalad 10th-in-a-row
@catsalad ColorObject
BlueStar
YellowIon
second dot verse
FuckYourWeekend
Remember When The Point Was Protecting Users To The Best Of Our Professional Ability Hah Hah Us Neither
@catsalad "Still not as bad as Windows" has my vote.
@catsalad fraggle.rock
@catsalad Rock the Cache-bah
@catsalad Kernel Klink.
@catsalad why would you put this evil out into the ether?
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@catsalad SREsignator, they'll all resign
Slop bug?
I mean we're using AI now to verify the code so I presume we should blame the source.
@catsalad SSDD
Same Shit, Different Day
@catsalad CheddarButterExtreme
(I think all kernel exploits should be popcorn themed)
@catsalad OH NO NOT AGAIN. Complete with HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy references and the logo is a pot of flowers falling from a great height.
@catsalad Alternatively.
sudodo 💩
@catsalad kittyBits depending on the exploit? Maybe?
