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@neil @ll1t Age verification to turn on your computer that you bought with your own money, and that you can’t do jack with, unless the government, payment processors (and their religious extremist influencers), and big tech CEOs allow you to do it.

@neil the latter. Along the lines of ‘why is it that you need a numberplate to travel on the motorway, but not to travel on the information superhighway?’ @ennopark

@neil hint: age verification to use toilets.

@neil this #Cyberfascism needs to be stopped - RIGHT NOW!

@neil it'll be identification, sorry, age verification, just to log onto your PC if they had their way

@neil

It discourages me to see tech people respond to this with resignation, rather than with pitchforks and torches.

@neil Blood test and retina scan to turn on domestic utilities, so that children will be safer.

@neil Age verification to use feckin' computers at all, as far as the systemd dipshits are concerned.

@neil
🔜 "age verification" for visiting a site that uses Cloudflare

@neil We've already reached "age verification in the operating system" suggestions. Next step is "age verification to turn on the device".

@neil Age verification to go out of the front door?

@neil all new keyboards must have needles embedded in the keys, to take a DNA sample from the active user.

@neil waiting for some government to take European Computer Driving Licence to its logical conclusion.

@neil

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@neilhimself
Don't mention DNS-over-https, they may not notice! I mean, they are a bit thick after all.