Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
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@neil
Next year's headline: Jacques Ze Whipper to be blocked in the UK for "promoting a method to evade age assurance"
@neil
Kid: I'll have this black shoe-polish.
Cashier: ID please
Kid: I'll have this piece of coal.
Clerk: ID please.
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Ironically, kids will have to buy cheap knockoffs from deep down dark alleyways
@neil cars in Chile couldn't have dark windows or dark windshields since the dictatorship because government thought people would be able to conceal weapons to try to kill Pinochet
(now cars can have dark windows now, but only 60% of total glass)
so, yeah… I see backwards shit like that actually happening
