Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
Post
Replies:
0
@neil Oh please don't give them ideas 😩
@neil From 2028 all new barns will have a unique Q-Code tattooed on their neck and will scan it on whatever device they are using to verify their age and social status rating before being allowed access. From 2029 the ‘feature’ will be made available for the rest of us and from 2032, no Q-Code, no access.
For the avoidance of doubt, </s>
@neil I wonder if a haircut imitating male pattern balding will become big with the youth. Can't wait to see 11 year olds with bald patches, pipes and flat caps.
@neil we should ban pens, pencils, makeup pencils, and any form of cosmetics to under 18s, or anything that can be used by children to make them look older, so basically lets ban kids from everything so they wont bypass age verification
@neil I've already started working on my black market fake moustache business plan.
include black markers also!
@neil How are they going to check that?
@neil And the prohibition to grow a mustache before the age of 18.
