just got Knocked On My Ass by the President of the United States of America
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@halcy great campaign, that intro mission is awesome setpiece after awesome setpiece
the twist is going to be songbird is the traitor isn't it. that's going to be the twist.
I think Keanu should VA more video games
he's simultaneously extremely charismatic and the most annoying dipshit you have ever talked to. strikes a perfect balance.
b... balatro??
@halcy I see you've read Literally Any Piece of Noir Media before
@lazyreader I think when a story goes „they must have someone on The Inside“ and then 3 seconds later someone who is on The Inside calls me then, well, you know. I‘m still currently hoping that I am being Misdirected, but I also don’t really have a good alternative candidate.
@halcy Ebert's Law of Economy of Characters strikes again
@halcy whoever wrote the thing wasn't very subtle about it, not even an hour after I met Songbird I was like "mmmmm I'm going to get betrayed by my toxic sexy cyborg gf 
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@frela yeah it's like the president goes "THAT MEANS THEY MUST HAVE SOMEONE ON THE INSIDE" and then songbird calls us
foreshadowing is a narrative device &c &c
happy to be surprised in case I am being Double Misled here tho
