Just an observation but you can replace arts with arse in any given situation. Museum of Performing Arse. University of the Arse. Head of Creative Arse. Royal Academy of Arse. Southbank - Londons biggest arse centre. Etc. You can have that for free.
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@TheBreadmonkey Master of Arse. 'S'what it says on my degree.
This can get a little dark...
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearse.."
--- after Oliver Wendell Holmes
@TheBreadmonkey I contend that farts -> farse does *not* work. Possibly because "farts" is already funny, so it can't get any better?
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Best of all: arsificial intelligence
@TheBreadmonkey the Japanese pronunciation of earth invariably sounds like arse.
@TheBreadmonkey For a year was on the local council for performing arse.
@TheBreadmonkey Arsie Bucco was a friend of Tony Soprano.
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This is the Thomas De Quincey revision for a long time we didn't know we needed.
Now we do.
On Murder Considered as one of the Fine Arses
Stephen Strange, Master of the Mystic Arse (Marvel TM)
@TheBreadmonkey Cambridge School of Arse.