Just an observation but you can replace arts with arse in any given situation. Museum of Performing Arse. University of the Arse. Head of Creative Arse. Royal Academy of Arse. Southbank - Londons biggest arse centre. Etc. You can have that for free.
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I like to think I would complete a Bachelor of Arse quite easily, possibly Honours.
I'd have to knuckle down for a Masters of Arse, but suspect I wouldn't have the dedication for a PhD (Arse).
@TheBreadmonkey Master of Arse. 'S'what it says on my degree.
This can get a little dark...
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearse.."
--- after Oliver Wendell Holmes
@TheBreadmonkey I contend that farts -> farse does *not* work. Possibly because "farts" is already funny, so it can't get any better?
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Best of all: arsificial intelligence
@TheBreadmonkey the Japanese pronunciation of earth invariably sounds like arse.
@TheBreadmonkey For a year was on the local council for performing arse.
@TheBreadmonkey Arsie Bucco was a friend of Tony Soprano.
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This is the Thomas De Quincey revision for a long time we didn't know we needed.
Now we do.
On Murder Considered as one of the Fine Arses
Stephen Strange, Master of the Mystic Arse (Marvel TM)
@TheBreadmonkey Cambridge School of Arse.
@TheBreadmonkey I think that you should organise a festival that combines traditional arts with a series of light
humorous plays that rely on exaggerated, improbable situations, physical humor, and misunderstandings.
We need a Festival of Arts and Farces.*
*apologies to that great British comedian Ronnie Barker.
@TheBreadmonkey you’ll be glad to hear I used to work for the Welsh Arse Council
@TheBreadmonkey "he had a black belt in the martial arse"
@TheBreadmonkey immediately changimg my business card to Fine Arse Model, thanks.
@TheBreadmonkey I be sure to put that into my arse-anal
@TheBreadmonkey All of which is frequently dependent on a grant from the Arse Council.
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I tried replacing "arts," with "arse," Ben, and it works -- EVERY time.
How can this be possible?
Are we living in a simulation?
Is there a conspiracy afoot?
Bong hits 4 Jesus.
@Guillotine_Jones @TheBreadmonkey Are you completely sure? How about
Flowcharts = Flowcharse
Hogwarts = Hogwarse
Oh. OHH. It really does. Ben has broken reality.
... or ants.
Royal Academy of Ants
National Council for the Ants
If you don't want to be so ... cheeky.
@surdfish @TheBreadmonkey We have federal funding for the Canadian arse!
@surdfish @TheBreadmonkey
I’m pretty sure there’s a naughty pun that can be made from that.
Nothing is occurring to me, though.
@TheBreadmonkey The Arse of the Deal
And we have a winner
@TheBreadmonkey I have a book on archery called The Art of Repetition, and The Arse of Repetition sums up the sport perfectly.
San Francisco's PALACE OF FINE ARSE! 
@TheBreadmonkey my town has a building called the Woodruff arts center. No one notices that I pronounce it farts center every time
@TheBreadmonkey personally I'm a practitioner of the occult arse
@TheBreadmonkey I'm sure I've seen someone posting lewds on here wearing a pair of knickers saying Arse Technica
. . . Beaux Arse, as they say en france
@TheBreadmonkey You should really be credited on any resulting published research papers, though.
I'm living proof of what a liberal arse degree can do for a person (not to toot my own horn).
