I realise this isn't an original thought but what is with the things we have to do all of the time. Once again I must make dinner. Every day. Relentless. Have a shower, brush my teeth, go to the toilet. Why can't we just do it once a week and be free to live our lives. Or once a year. Like sorting out road tax. Sorry I can't come to work today it's my toilet day. It seems insanity to me we have to brush clean a bit of our skeleton twice a day. None of the rest of it needs brushing. I don't want to make dinner. I have no inspiration. The Muse has deserted me. Can I just put two whole onions in the microwave for 20 minutes? Here you go, kids. Here's your hot onion. You have to peel it yourself - isn't that fun!
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@TheBreadmonkey
Just above this post in my feed, was a photo of a sidewalk sign: "Dinner tonite is salad. Well, really it is a fruit salad . . . it is mostly grapes. Ok, it is all grapes - fermented grapes: I'm having wine for dinner!" I hope this inspires. The big boxed wines have a VERY convenient dispenser valve, even a child could use (to bring you another glass, I mean). Life is EASY once you know the tricks!
