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George Penney
George Penney
@georgepenney@sunny.garden  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

#Spotted Recently While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

Two men (late teens?) in boardshorts are chilling at the beach on camp chairs next to their campervan.
Pouring heaped piles of cereal into bowls.
Energy drinks by their bare feet.
Undies draped over their van's side mirrors to dry.

A woman (50s?) holding a large basil plants greets a friend in the street. Grinning, she says: "How'd you like my big bush?!"
Her friend feigns a pensive frown. "It's a bit unruly isn't it?"
"Nah, just how I like it!"

A small human (3?) runs up to a man (60s?) and roars: "Grandad! I'm a race car driver but I don't have a race car!"
Grandad nods thoughtfully. "Yeah, I've got the same problem too."

A tiny human (2?) is inspecting the toys and puzzles kept in a box in a bustling cafe.
Every time she finds a new treasure, she runs back to show it to Nan and to get a cuddle.
Some things are so much more fun when shared.

A small human (4?) has found a VERY interesting pebble. Running back to mum with maximum urgency she bellows: "MUM QUICK! WHERE IS MY MAGIC POUCH?!"
Mum produces a small cloth bag and the pebble is contained.
Who knows what wonders (and powers) it conceals!

Any typos spotted in this are now on the hunt for magical stones. If typos spotted, they'll be inspecting their garden for any rocks containing maximum powers, while also picking the odd sprig of basil, because their bush is rather unruly as well.

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