A Wondermark comic with this conversation: Phone: "Hey! Hey! I can't help but notice you've been holding me less. I miss you. I miss your nimble taps and swipes." Man: "It's because you're a portal to horrors! Nothing personal. It's just... you ARE a PORTAL. And there are SO VERY MANY horrors." Phone: "I'm a portal to EVERYTHING. Don't you want to see goofs and spoofs? You LOVE goofs and spoofs!" Man: "I DO love goofs and spoofs." Phone: "I've got SO MANY goofs and spoofs." In the penultimate panel, the man reaches for the phone, and in the final panel the phone is unleashing a storm of horrors that knock the man over.