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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Everything's Computer Pin. Go ahead and try to name one thing that's not computer. I dare you.
https://collabs.shop/lf5d6j

A circular enamel pin featuring a retro, cream-colored desktop computer with a smiling face on its teal screen. The computer is centered on a black background, framed by the words "EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER" in bold, gold lettering.
A circular enamel pin featuring a retro, cream-colored desktop computer with a smiling face on its teal screen. The computer is centered on a black background, framed by the words "EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER" in bold, gold lettering.
A circular enamel pin featuring a retro, cream-colored desktop computer with a smiling face on its teal screen. The computer is centered on a black background, framed by the words "EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER" in bold, gold lettering.
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ssɐqɯnᗡ
ssɐqɯnᗡ
@dumbass@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 1 hour ago

@lowqualityfacts ummm, is a banana a computer?

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Corax
Corax
@Corax42@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@lowqualityfacts John Mastodon

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@Corax42 John Mastodon is computer.

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Corax
Corax
@Corax42@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@lowqualityfacts *shocked expression*

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Quark Maker
Quark Maker
@QuarkMaker@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@lowqualityfacts You know something is iconic when decades later people who weren't even alive use it to represent something.

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donkey
donkey
@donkey@critters.gay replied  ·  activity timestamp 20 hours ago

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social the small wooden table i use every day for my computer activities

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@donkey The small wooden table is computer.

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LoseFriendsandAlienatePeople
LoseFriendsandAlienatePeople
@LoseFriendsandAlienatePeople@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 23 hours ago

I thought it was possessive. Everything owns a computer. Everything's Computer

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Squirrel
Squirrel
@squirrel@universeodon.com replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts Oatmeal

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@squirrel Oatmeal is computer.

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yPhil
yPhil
@yPhil@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts Apple products?

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@yPhil Apple products are computer.

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yPhil
yPhil
@yPhil@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts

They are so not ; You are mid quality fiction, dude.

Apple products
Apple products
Apple products
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Davida Taylor
Davida Taylor
@Davida_Taylor@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts
Well, I have and use a hand operated can-opener, that is not a computer, or operated by a computer.
And I still use pencils on paper too.

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@Davida_Taylor Hand operated can-openers and pencils and papers are computer.

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Richard Degenne
Richard Degenne
@richarddegenne@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts Computer? I hardly know her!

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@stevewfolds
@stevewfolds
@stevewfolds@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts My axe & sledgehammer.

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@stevewfolds Your axe & sledgehammer are computer.

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@stevewfolds
@stevewfolds
@stevewfolds@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts F=ma

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Elisabeth M
Elisabeth M
@independentpen@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts you? Are you computer?

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@independentpen I am computer.

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Trout Mask Replicant
Trout Mask Replicant
@zimmatore@turtleisland.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts Autoetotica

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@zimmatore Autoetotica is computer.

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Litchralee
Litchralee
@litchralee@noc.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts Are you computer?

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@litchralee I am computer.

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Dorien
Dorien
@tunneltoast@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts

I love the computer
I love the computer
I love the computer
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Ben Ramsey
Ben Ramsey
@ramsey@phpc.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts Bread!
Apples!
Very small rocks!
Cider!
Great gravy!
Cherries!
Mud!
Churches -- churches!
Lead -- lead!
A duck.

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@ramsey These are all computers. Especially mud.

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Ben Ramsey
Ben Ramsey
@ramsey@phpc.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts They also all float in water, which implies computer floats in water.

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Wyatt H Knott
Wyatt H Knott
@Wyatt_H_Knott@vermont.masto.host replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts Rene Magritte has entered the chat.

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@Wyatt_H_Knott Rene Magritte is computer.

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Una :v_trans: :v_bi:
Una :v_trans: :v_bi:
@introvertcatto@lgbtqia.space replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts Am I a computer?

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@introvertcatto You are computer.

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Ainsley Lowbeer
Ainsley Lowbeer
@AinsleyLowbeer@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts Cat is not computer.

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@AinsleyLowbeer Cat is computer.

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ :ace:
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ :ace:
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts Computer-shaped void in spacetime that will explode if it touches computer?

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@thejessiekirk The dangerous void is a computer.

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ :ace:
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ :ace:
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts Oh okay 👍

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

A lot of people are naming a lot of things that are computer.

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Bubba Boombatz
Bubba Boombatz
@jwharrison@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 23 hours ago

@lowqualityfacts My patience. Its never processed efficiently nor produced reliable output.

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 22 hours ago

@jwharrison Your patience is computer.

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Bubba Boombatz
Bubba Boombatz
@jwharrison@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 20 hours ago

@lowqualityfacts
To suggest my patience is a computer is logically inconsistent with the amount of smoke currently pouring out of my logic circuits.

Star Trek's Captain Kirk and Harry Mudd confuse Norman the Android. Smoke floats off of Norman's head.
Star Trek's Captain Kirk and Harry Mudd confuse Norman the Android. Smoke floats off of Norman's head.
Star Trek's Captain Kirk and Harry Mudd confuse Norman the Android. Smoke floats off of Norman's head.
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Dorien
Dorien
@tunneltoast@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts

I love the computer
I love the computer
I love the computer
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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@tunneltoast Loving the computer is computer.

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da_667
da_667
@da_667@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts @Computer is everyone's friend computer. dissent from friend computer will make friend computer not your friend :(

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Nullstring 🏴‍☠️
Nullstring 🏴‍☠️
@0x00string@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts computer is so exhausting

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@0x00string Exhausting is computer.

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Nullstring 🏴‍☠️
Nullstring 🏴‍☠️
@0x00string@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts also true

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HighlandLawyer
HighlandLawyer
@HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts
The Computer Is Your Friend

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@HighlandLawyer Friends are computers.

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HighlandLawyer
HighlandLawyer
@HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts
Ergo Friends are electric. Answering a long-standing question.

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Draken BlackKnight
Draken BlackKnight
@draken@masto.nyc replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts
Is beer computer?

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@draken Beer is computer.

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lemgandi
lemgandi
@lemgandi@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts

Marlin 39A golden trigger .22 cal lever action rifle?

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lemgandi A Marlin 39A golden trigger .22 cal lever action rifle is computer.

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lb1a
lb1a
@lb1a@freiburg.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts potatoes!

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lb1a Potatoes are computer.

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Remke 🦄
Remke 🦄
@Remke@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts

Trump = totally not computer 😁

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Low Quality Facts
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@Remke Trump is a malfunctioning computer.

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Fenix
Fenix
@fenixmaster@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts @Remke Was dat maar waar, daar zit tenminste nog een aan/uit knop op.

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Remke 🦄
Remke 🦄
@Remke@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@lowqualityfacts

Yes, he might be an AI hologram.

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