I am from Seattle.

I live in Maine.

I do not actually care about football. But I care about the Seahawks. A little.

I am at a bar that by definition is All-In for the Patriots.

Someone just saw my blue & green hair extensions & *recoiled.*

“Cat what the fuck are you doing?”

And Reader, I got to say it. In the right context.

BITCH I AM FROM SEATTLE! #dragrace #superbowl