A tempting ad in a newspaper clipping. Stock photo of a swan, with text advertising the course. Want a New Challenge? RETRAIN AS A SWAN TWO DAY COURSES No previous experience necessary Full Tuition in: * Honking * Gliding serenely * Eating bits of bread * Breaking a man’s arm Earn up to £40 working on one of Britain's illustrious waterways Book online at Cygnusjobs-4-u.net