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Prof. Sam Lawler
Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

Observations from a Canadian visiting New Zealand:

-Making NZers say "Saskatchewan" is kind of hilarious
-Roundabouts work really really well when everyone is used to them
-Drip coffee apparently does not exist here (espresso-based coffee drinks only. Even at the one Dunkin Donuts I saw in a hideous mall I had to go inside in Auckland).
-NZ signs do not play around (see example below)

A beautiful view looking out over mountains with blue sky above, and a bright red sign that says "DANGER CLIFF" with a graphic of a person dramatically falling off a cliff edge
A beautiful view looking out over mountains with blue sky above, and a bright red sign that says "DANGER CLIFF" with a graphic of a person dramatically falling off a cliff edge
A beautiful view looking out over mountains with blue sky above, and a bright red sign that says "DANGER CLIFF" with a graphic of a person dramatically falling off a cliff edge
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epicdemiologist
epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@sundogplanets I don't know if you know who Zorak is (from Space Ghost Coast to Coast) but his attempt to pronounce "Saskatchewan" lives rent-free in my head. ("Skas watch a wan or whatever.")

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Tubemeister
Tubemeister
@Tubemeister@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@sundogplanets Somehow I can't see a sign like that and not think of one particular scene in The Young Ones.

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chrishe99
chrishe99
@chrishe99@social.vivaldi.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@sundogplanets

As another Canadian in NZ, while hiking the Routeburn track, our pretty young guide told us, when you get to the junction, take the lift.

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3 Squirrels in a Coat
3 Squirrels in a Coat
@nevyn@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@sundogplanets Drip coffee exists here!

I worked in a building, an old telecommunications building, which had signs posted warning about asbestos. There we had a drip coffee maker and a microwave.

OH! And you'll sometimes find them in small town motels (though I think most of them have switched to the same 2 brands of instant coffee. One of them doesn't smell like urine so that's the better of the two).

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Chris Cooke
Chris Cooke
@baz@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@sundogplanets I’m guessing Seeskeetcheeweeen 🎶

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Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤
Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤
@sloanlance@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@sundogplanets
I like that the important sign warning about the danger of the cliff is held up with tape.

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Simon Zerafa
Simon Zerafa
@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@sundogplanets

Really weird that I believe the US invented Roundabouts then abandoned them.

In the UK they also work when people follow the signs and road markings. Which stupid people cannot do.

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Cat West
Cat West
@Catawu@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@sundogplanets Does Cliff have any relatives that can pick him up?

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Steve James
Steve James
@ste@noc.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@sundogplanets

My favourite danger sign used in the UK:

Yellow triangle warning sign: Danger or Death in which a hapless person is fatally zapped in the chest.
Yellow triangle warning sign: Danger or Death in which a hapless person is fatally zapped in the chest.
Yellow triangle warning sign: Danger or Death in which a hapless person is fatally zapped in the chest.
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abadidea
abadidea
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@sundogplanets @at I’m impressed every time a European nails my ancestral “Massachusetts” on the first try.

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Mu
Mu
@mu@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@sundogplanets you should see our road safety ads!

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richrockster
richrockster
@richrockster@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@sundogplanets New Zealand Road Safety adverts are also in another league and do not play around either (see also Aussie ones too).

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richrockster
richrockster
@richrockster@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@sundogplanets New Zealand Road Safety adverts are also in another league and do not play around either (see also Aussie ones too).

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Dmian 🇪🇺
Dmian 🇪🇺
@dmian@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@sundogplanets Here’s a little experiment (for science, you know?): can you sing “Tūtira Mai Ngā Iwi” to them and tell me what their reaction is? Thank you. 😁

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Monika Sharma
Monika Sharma
@monikausa@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@sundogplanets https://getfullvideoj.blogspot.com/2026/02/miss-ki-anta.html

Miss ki anta

 
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Monika Sharma
Monika Sharma
@monikausa@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@sundogplanets

https://getfullvideoj.blogspot.com/2026/02/miss-ki-anta.html

Miss ki anta

 
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Corb_The_Lesser
Corb_The_Lesser
@Corb_The_Lesser@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@sundogplanets With you on the drip coffee thing. Went through a whole expensive dilettante coffee thing. Found out I lack the early morning patience for pourovers and such. What I like is strong unadorned 10-oz cup of coffee I make for myself at home in a drip aka filter machine that heats the water to the right temperature. (Most machines do not and those that do have ridiculously inflated prices.)

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Gary Houston
Gary Houston
@ghouston@mamot.fr replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@sundogplanets Sas-kwatch-wan? Is even a real word?

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Briana oblivion
Briana oblivion
@brianaobli@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@sundogplanets hello

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Pete
Pete
@98Percent@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@sundogplanets I sincerely hope you are enjoying your time in our country. Welcome.

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Nantucket Lit
Nantucket Lit
@nantucketlit@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@sundogplanets No drip coffee... might be a problem.

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Grahame Gardner 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Grahame Gardner 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@scotdowser@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@sundogplanets Roundabouts are useful, but you can have too many of them. NZ hasn't reached that stage yet.
https://youtu.be/eYuNAle69Ws?si=k1_fjrihJzxQkDWn

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Hedgewizard 🐈
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@sundogplanets
Let me chip in as a fairly recently immigrated kiwi who lived in Milton Keynes, UK which is basically made of roundabouts held together with electrical tape: kiwis are crap at them.
(Ducks)

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Prof. Sam Lawler
Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@Hedgewizard Hahaha well, they're WAY better at it than the flatlanders in Saskatchewan who only know how to navigate perfect right angles.

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Hedgewizard 🐈
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@sundogplanets
But then how will they know the magic of Swindon?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)

Traffic sign showing a ring junction made up of five mini-roundabouts arranged in a circle
Traffic sign showing a ring junction made up of five mini-roundabouts arranged in a circle
Traffic sign showing a ring junction made up of five mini-roundabouts arranged in a circle

Magic Roundabout (Swindon) - Wikipedia

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Prof. Sam Lawler
Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@Hedgewizard oh my god

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jtonline
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@jtonline@mastodon.me.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@sundogplanets @Hedgewizard there's also an exit to a car park between the top two roundabouts just for more lols. (I panicked, missed it, and ended up somewhere else!)

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Schwestaline
Schwestaline
@schwestaline@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@sundogplanets regarding the road signs - I still vividly remember the road signs saying " the faster you go, the bigger the mess" - are those still around?

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Wazzar
Wazzar
@Wayneepoo@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@sundogplanets
Guess what SIX means in NZ? 😲😳🤣😂🤣

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clarkiestar
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@clarkiestar@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@sundogplanets wellingtonians are incredibly proud of their coffee. I’d be careful with them there drip coffee words down there

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Graham C
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@adamantichrist@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@sundogplanets in Australia we change that sign to "party cliff" by adding bottles and a boombox

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Claudine C :antifa:
Claudine C :antifa:
@claudinec@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@sundogplanets To be fair, there is genuinely good specialty filter/drip coffee these days (keywords: "pourover", "V60"). But if you mean the cheap over-boiled and continuously reheated stuff, yeah no thanks.

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Grahame Gardner 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@scotdowser@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@sundogplanets Why would you want drip (filter) coffee when you can have a Long Black?

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Xenophon
Xenophon
@Xenophon@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets Wow, this could be a great advertisement for moving to NZ. No drip coffee and competent drivers? Sign me the hell up.

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Carlo Ricchiardi
Carlo Ricchiardi
@carlux@puntarella.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets wait, if you are in NZ... who il caring the goats?

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Su_G
Su_G
@Su_G@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets
Fun observations! Look forward to some more. 😁

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Iris
Iris
@iris_meredith@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets OK, but why would you want drip coffee when you could have espresso? I don't understand.

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Jane 🇳🇿
Jane 🇳🇿
@thirzajane@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets Fun to follow your progress through our country.

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rdm
@rdm@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets
Wait until you hit Australia.

A sign for Grunters Beach (a popular surf break) in Western Australia. This sign has warnings about rips, sandbars, slipper and submerged rocks, cliffs, and sharks. Handwritten warnings for snakes are also present. And a huge living huntsman spider.
A sign for Grunters Beach (a popular surf break) in Western Australia. This sign has warnings about rips, sandbars, slipper and submerged rocks, cliffs, and sharks. Handwritten warnings for snakes are also present. And a huge living huntsman spider.
A sign for Grunters Beach (a popular surf break) in Western Australia. This sign has warnings about rips, sandbars, slipper and submerged rocks, cliffs, and sharks. Handwritten warnings for snakes are also present. And a huge living huntsman spider.
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Colin Burgess
Colin Burgess
@colinburgess@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets btw nice pic of Mr Ngauruhoe

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David P
David P
@pewnack@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets

Why would you want drip "coffee" when you could have coffee as intended?

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Colin Burgess
Colin Burgess
@colinburgess@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets “I know the difference between margarine and butter,
I can say Saskatchewan without starting to stutter…”

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Eye
@grb090423@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets

TIL what drip coffee is! (Thank you Wikipedia.)

Not sure what we call it here in UK... percolated coffee?

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Arapalla
Arapalla
@Arapalla@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets

Not sure why anyone does drip coffee or Nescafe.🤷

Please don't mention International Roast 🤢

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Jeff Smith
Jeff Smith
@sumisu3@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@sundogplanets Federal Delicatessen in Auckland has good proper brewed coffee. Owned by Al Brown and uses coffee from a roaster in Wellington

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Janne Moren
Janne Moren
@jannem@fosstodon.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@sundogplanets
That Cliff guy really is a bastard, isn't he.

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Patrick Herd
Patrick Herd
@PatrickHerd@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@sundogplanets there's a cafe in Newtown Wellington calked "Black Coffee" and they serve good drip coffee if you need a hit

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symbology.
symbology.
@symbology@social.linux.pizza replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@sundogplanets I thought New Zealand was a paradise until I heard about the coffee thing. Wow.

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Dziadek
Dziadek
@DziadekMick@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@sundogplanets I get that. I’ve done that myself, but not in a public forum.

Go well

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Dziadek
Dziadek
@DziadekMick@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@sundogplanets

You might like to rethink how it sounds, surprise at a person of colour being up with modern trends.

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David Edgar 🥖🌹
David Edgar 🥖🌹
@gilmae@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@sundogplanets when you said “hand gestures” I had a vivid image for a moment of kids doing a 6 7 haka at boomers and Gen Xers.

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