tiktok slop video starting off with a cat in front of a server rack with a high pitched "i love DNS it always works great for me" before switching to a pallet of network equipment "My network never goes down because I use static routing". It then goes on to show a flat earth "The earth is flat" before being interrupted by a network diagram "and so is my enormous OSPF LSDB". It shoots to US military "I turn off spanning tree because it is socialist". It transitions to another cat "/32 loopback everywhere and no hackers can touch me". It then shows a server rack "my ethernet cables are so good they're cat 67 that's 1.59 THz idiots". it then goes to a cut of a cat eating something off the floor "I only use half-duplex because that's the only way to have polite conversation". It then switches to gameplay "latency is a myth invented by gamers who refuse to accept personal responsibility". It then goes into the backrooms "PHYs cant hurt me if i don't know what they are" . It then goes on to say "VLANs are institutionalized discrimination we don't use them here". It goes to a video of someone packing boxes "Jumbo frames make packets heavier which is why i don't allow them over wifi" finally it ends with a witch "ipv6 is a witches spell and we don't do that here"
