RE: https://mastodon.social/@orci/116009155879650410
Living her best life.
(I've gawked inside a Target once, on a long-ago visit to the Excited Snakes of America, and yeah, this is the ONLY way to shop there.)
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I dont get it. Is someone claiming that's not a good thing?
Heartening to see that Florida Woman is really lifting her game in 2026.
@hotelzululima @costco Yes, but at least here in the UK Costco is impossible to get to without a car (which rules out a lot of us).
@cstross The best way to shop at Target is to know what you want, go in, buy it, and get out. Same for Walmart, but at double time.
Been boycotting both for the last year, or so, and have always avoided Walmart as much as possible.
It sounds a lot like this incident at a Wal-Mart, except that she also ate most of a rotisserie chicken, oh, and the methamphetamine.
Story mangled in transmission, or is this a standard behaviour in that country?
@cstross Florida Woman proving she's a match for Florida Man.
@cstross Targets' earnings are down, perhaps they could add this as a promotional feature?
Please read my pitch deck and front me $250M for my new AI-crash-proof startup idea?
MAKING SHOPPING FUN AGAIN: A supermarket that's also a dodgem cars arena with wine and sushi bars (credit card required for running tab before admission)
@cstross Are you sure this thing does not exist in Japan? Feels very close to quantum internet pornography…
