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The tail of the zip tie should be running down the back of the packaging, making access to the zip tie tongue mechanism harder.
As it is, with the zip tie mechanism presented in this "pick me" orientation, I bet Alice could get through in a couple of hours!

@catsalad @alice 🙃 https://youtu.be/cP4d74Qk3ac?si=N79jh3AAlcm4ea_j

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This is absolutely impossible to circumvent. Better get a lift and some neon yellow or orange jackets!

@catsalad @alice Bonus points if you label it using double ROT13 encryption.

@catsalad perfect security. Guess I'll go home now.

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@catsalad @alice this is messed up

@catsalad @alice only staff are allowed to use the shortcut at the most mansplainingist sculpture garden in the world.

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Great example for real actions.
Not only a joke.

"Why is that fuse bypassed?"
"Because it always cuts"

@catsalad @alice “I ❤️master” but that’s an abus

@catsalad Geta lockbox, put it inside a larger lockbox and put those inside a safe. The password for the safe is "Louvre".

@catsalad @alice I'll bet they could never get past this one, though.

@catsalad @alice that picture makes my brain hurt. Does not compute.

@catsalad @alice just hope nobody brings the right size of wrench

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"Did you put the new lock on the cage like I asked?"

"Sure did, boss."

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To be fair, she literally can't "pick" that lock.

Game, set, match.

@catsalad @alice If I'm not mistaken, those are pickable too.

@catsalad @alice providing better security than the dial lock