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@fnr@mk.absturztau.be  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

JOB OFFER

We are looking for a new office cat.

We are looking for: Cute, must purr a lot, soft fur, 5-10 years experience in RUST.

We are offering: No payment, food always 10 minutes to late, a soft place near a window or a radiator.

Your task will include throwing things down the table, looking cute, curl up in the one colleagues lap who is highly allergic to cat hairs and Programm something in RUST. We don't need any software in Rust, but we want to add the tagline "Blazingly fast" to our headlines.

Please provide a complete CV and point out past experiences you gained.

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@ggggbbybby@hachyderm.io replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@fnr this one would be perfect but she is already employed as our Chief Chaos Office

she loves to use computers and I'm sure she knows Rust.

a large fluffy brown tabby cat on top of a computer with rainbow fans. she is lying down, with one enormous paw dangling near some cables, and has her eyes closed in a look of enormous self-satisfaction
a large fluffy brown tabby cat on top of a computer with rainbow fans. she is lying down, with one enormous paw dangling near some cables, and has her eyes closed in a look of enormous self-satisfaction
a large fluffy brown tabby cat on top of a computer with rainbow fans. she is lying down, with one enormous paw dangling near some cables, and has her eyes closed in a look of enormous self-satisfaction
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