#Spotted in a Supermarket in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A small human (5?) runs into the bakery section and starts jumping up and down
Mum asks: "What are you after Bub? What's up?"
Small Human gives Mum a heartfelt look before roaring. "I NEED THE BIG BUNS MUM! They are SO good!"

A tiny human (1?) is trying to decide the best way to sit in his pram.
One leg up by his ear?
Hmm. Maybe this works.
What about two?
Yes. Yes this is better.
What about his tongue poking out?
YES!
And his arm up behind his head?
Ahh.
Tiny Human Yogi Pretzel is now content.

A woman (60s?) gets to the checkout and the server (19?) spots some fancy cheese in her basket.
The server asks: "You entertaining tonight?"
"Yes I am. My daughter's bringing around my new grandson."
The server's eyes light up. "That's SO cool! Are you going to have cake?!"

A small human (4?) with the demeanor of a mighty Tonka Truck is stomping around the aisles.
Dad's studying their list but Small Human doesn't NEED shopping lists.
All he needs is a trolley to randomly drop things in when Dad's not looking.
(A massive block of cheese. Some gardening gloves...)

Two men (80s?) are moseying together around the aisles, chatting idly about the weather and their respective vege gardens.
Every now and then pausing to look at an item on special and debating its merits, before moving on, content.

Any typos spotted in this post like big buns and they cannot lie. (Sorry! I couldn't help myself.)