if i were in the #Romanian government right now, i would propose lending the city of #Milan our *esteemed* police force, the one that captured *record* quantities of illegal drugs in the last couple of years

(same police that confiscated 0 grams of drugs in the Constanța port, but are hyper-capable of finding half a gram in someone's backpack)

this way, the Winter Olympics would be secured by a professionalized force and ICE never need to set foot in Europe. everyone wins.

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