Half-time comedy show:

My neighbour asks if it's okay to do a little infrastructure work at the dividing line of common infrastructure.

- You don't need to switch off the mains, do you?

- Oh no, I'm only just tidying up things here, nothing major

I return, reassured, to my place of comfort to watch the rest of the game.

Lights go off.

Undisclosed commentary.

I'm back to watching now.

#LFC