So....... If you're showing your kid how to use a hockey stick to do a wrist shot using a lacrosse ball in your living room and you have a galileo thermometer on a bookshelf in the same room.......

Well, to make a long story short, they're full of mineral oil and I hope that you have a lot of cat litter.
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