Modern web needs like 100MB just to say "Hello World". I went the other way.
Introducing GASM: A Gopher server in pure i386 Assembly.
馃捑 Binary: 1.2KB (Striped)
馃 RAM: 24KB (Verified with pmap)
馃毇 Dependencies: 0 (No libc, pure syscalls)
馃 Min Spec: Intel 386DX (1985)
Probably runs on the shittiest hardware you can find, or on your Ryzen 9.