@DemocracyMattersALot We know we can believe him because he said we could.

You know -- like the way we know we can believe the Bible, because it says it was written by someone who never makes mistakes. (Does this mean Johnson is God? Click here to find out...) I mean, the Bible says God never makes mistakes, and God wrote the Bible, so, I mean, they can't both be lying, right?

...or like that car dealer down on the boulevard, who says you can totally trust him because everyone knows (according to him) that he's totally known for being trustworthy and honest.

(When did gullibility become an American value, again? I must have missed a memo...)