🚨BREAKING: Jerome H. Powell says... absolutely nothing new! 😴✨ Federal Reserve Chair's statement is just a reminder that .gov sites are secure (phew!) while the Federal Reserve expands its social media empire. Because nothing screams financial stability like a TikTok dance challenge, right? 💃📱
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/speech/powell20260111a.htm #JeromePowell #FederalReserve #SocialMedia #FinancialStability #TikTokDance #HackerNews #ngated