If you're making a New Year's resolution
Maybe there's really only one solution
If you never ever get any of them done
Maybe you shouldn't even make one
Why make plans you won't carry through
I say, the only way to make do
Make plans for tomorrow or next week
And keep on getting them done on a streak
It's a lot better than a lofty list
Which every item you have missed
My goal tomorrow is to wake up with my wits intact
That is my only goal, in fact.