Hey Chooms, I have an emergency... my house had an electrical fire due to an improperly grounded circuit (thanks, old wiring!), caused by an idiot family member running a space heater at max power. Nothing got damaged in the house itself, thankfully, but my town declared the house is uninhabitable until the circuit is repaired, which means I'm temporarily homeless for a few days.
I'm arranging a place to stay, but in the case it doesn't pan out, I may need to get a hotel.
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